You said you owned Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, therefore you may want NEW CAR CHARGER for Apple iPod Video Nano iPhone touch. Never, ever have I claimed to own an iPod Nano iPhone. I don’t own anything with a lower-case “i” in the title, just on principal. But because I like a book about a teenage wizard, I may also enjoy a NEW CAR CHARGER. All in caps, mind you, for some sort of weird emphasis. They’re not even recommending that I get a lower-case “i” item. Just the charger.
Along those same lines, because I enjoyed Percy Jackson and the Olympians, I may also enjoy a Game Boy Advance Game Link Cable. Again, I do not own the fundamental item that is required for this recommendation to be of any use to me. Again, they’re not recommending I get said fundamental item. Nope, just another useless cable. You know, for my useless cable collection. Or maybe they realize I’m so poor, I have to start with the cheaper peripheral items and work my way up to the big shabang. Do they even make Gameboys anymore? I thought the DS wiped that out.
I purchased the Dropkick Murphy’s Live on Lansdowne CD when it came out. Suddenly, Amazon is recommending such greats as Hank Williams and Dolly Parton. Uh, Amazon, I can understand if you’ve never actually listened to the Murphys (although it’s totally your loss), but they’re not even remotely similar. Take a look at my buying history (since 90% of what I own came from you anyway). Does it seem like old Hank and Dolly fit in with the Rancid, NOFX, Guttermouth, Vandals or any of the other CD’s I’ve bought from you over the years?
I do have to thank Amazon though for providing me with hours of amusement, even when I’m too broke to buy anything off one of my seven wish lists. It really is my favorite little store that could turned “eat everything in it’s path” superstore. Where else, besides a vending machine in Japan, can you get coffee, books, underwear and sex toys?
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Is it wrong that from time to time I skim your list & add stuff from it to my list? ‘Cause I do.
Also on the music stuff I listen to a lot of electronica, ebm, techno, euro-synth pop & stuff like that & also love Dolly, I think I may be fucking up the suggestions it offers others, sorry.
Way to screw up my recommendations Lady!! But I do that too, skim other people’s wish lists and add stuff to mine. I’m also really nosy and instead of googling people, I’ll look up their wish lists. I figure you can tell more about a person based on the books they want than you can by finding out if they’ve ever been in the news for killing someone! I’m kind of scared to know what my list says about me though.
Your list says you are a geek/punk who reads too much.
Mine probably says I knit too much.
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