Weird Coincidence or Totally Psychic Website?

I was just messing around on Stumbleupon and I came across this site that tells you what you were in your past life. Usually I don’t put much stock in that stuff, because I highly double the internet is psychic, but I’m fairly bored right now and can’t concentrate on other stuff because I’m sneezing my head off, (evil allergies) so I figured I’d give it a try. All you have to do is enter your birth date, and some mysterious algorithm determines who you were long ago. This is what it came up with for me:

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Japan around the year 1600. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.

Okay, so most of that is totally not me. I mean, I barely practice discretion (I’m a blogger, after all, and a totally open book most of the time), and I totally lack any sense of reasoning, so I can hardly help others with that. I hate change, and I can’t cook for squat. But the part that made me go “oooooh, spooky!” is the part about how I was some guy who lived in Northern Japan. I mean, of all the places this thing could have picked, it picked the one place that I actually lived for over two years. I really can’t picture myself ever having the manual dexterity to be a watchmaker though. I mean, I can barely tie my own shoes because my hand-eye coordination sucks. But I did always want to be an international jewel thief, and that’s kind of like a jeweler! I also can’t imagine myself as a guy, but that’s a whole different issue. Plus, I think I’ve lived since 1600. I’m pretty sure I’ve had to live since clowns were invented, and subsequently been killed by one, because my fear of them is not really rational otherwise.

So what do you think? Weird coincidence, or did the internet actually develop psychic powers when I wasn’t paying attention?